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Stolen from the guy over at Angst

# Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up, and it was amazing."
# Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, and I speak from personal experience, since I once mounted her mother."
# Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
# Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
# Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
# Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
# Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
# At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
# Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
# US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh, my God, what have I just said?!"
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From:thedemko
Date:August 18th, 2004 11:12 am (UTC)
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AWESOME! Too funny...
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From:grengore
Date:August 18th, 2004 11:54 am (UTC)
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Glad ya liked it....hey Racquetball tonight?

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From:slabgar
Date:August 20th, 2004 01:21 pm (UTC)
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Tee hee. :-)

-john
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